I’m Jake. I’m Married… with Children. I have a dog. His name is Eddie but he has many alter egos, including Drunk Monkey’s Uncle. We debate whether that means he’s drunk or the monkey’s drunk. After six years, there is no consensus. I enjoy the occasional food. Hydration is also important to me. My hobby is compiling lists and watching them grow outdated and useless. I don’t like my hobby, so I don’t think I’m gonna do it anymore. My new hobby is compiling lists and preventing them from growing outdated and useless. Call it a mid-life crisis if you want, but I have to start living.  Things are going to be changing big-time for me, baby! I can just feel it!

I don’t want to make this all about me. I think there could be some mutualism in play here. Perhaps you’ve grown skeptical waiting for Sporting News to update its 100 Greatest Baseball Players list from 1998. Maybe you’re starting to think that Joe Montana might not be the greatest quarterback of all-time anymore, but would rather not have to wait an indeterminant amount of time for a random publication to confirm it in writing. Or, you might be looking for a resource to help settle a LeBron/MJ dispute that’s at step one of Hamilton’s duel commandments. If my major life event can add a semblance of intrigue to your life or help the workday move by a little faster, then I’m thrilled to help. Happy scrolling!